March Mammal Madness 2017
SHORT FACED BEAR is 2017 CHAMPION!!! Who do you want to see in the hunt in 2018? Tell us here ! and check out the sweet MMM merchandise over at Society6! all proceeds support the artists. Don’t call it a comeback … we’ve been here for years. FIVE years to be exact. And for this 5 th Annual March Mammal Madness we've dialed it up to 11 and broken the knob off . In honor of (but in no way affiliated with or representing) NCAA College Basketball March Madness Championship Tournament, Mammals Suck features an annual tournament of *simulated* combat competition among mammals. Scientific literature is cited to substantiate likely outcomes as a probabilistic function of the two species' attributes within the battle environment. Attributes considered in calculating battle outcome include temperament, weaponry, armor, body mass, running speed, fight style, physiology, and motivation. Through the scientific information embedded in the bout descriptions, participants are educated about